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                            These days, the Indian IT Industry is marred with No Work and Silly but Interesting Creativity. The below Sher-O-Shayari is a result of the same. 
                             
                              
                             
                            Here are the few Sher's written by the IT Software Engineers of Infosys, Tech-Mahindra and Principal on the popular Indian Sony Television Detective Tele-Serial C.I.D. which is telecasted every Friday at 10PM IST. 
                             
                            
                              A for apple B for banana... 
                              A for apple B for banana... 
                              ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...
                             
 
                             
                            Below are some more! Enjoy! 
                             
                             
                            MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY 
                            wah wah 
                            MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY 
                            ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni 
                             
                             
                            Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat 
                            gaur farmaiye 
                            hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat 
                            CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT 
                             
                             
                            Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai.. 
                            wah wah . . 
                            wah wah.. 
                            Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai 
                            ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain ".. 
                             
                             
                            Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi 
                            Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi 
                            ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D 
                             
                             
                            Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo 
                            Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo 
                            Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D :D 
                             
                             
                            Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi.... 
                            Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi.... 
                            Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!! 
                             
                             
                            CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai... 
                            wah wah..... 
                            CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai... 
                            "Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!! 
                             
                             
                            Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha, 
                            Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha, 
                            ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..' 
                             
                             
                            Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro...... 
                            Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro...... 
                            ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro........... 
                             
                             
                            KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla, 
                            KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla. 
                            Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla! 
                             
                             
                            Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai, 
                            shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai.. 
                            Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai! 
                             
                             
                            Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega.. 
                            Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega.. 
                            Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega! 
                             
                             
                            Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega 
                            Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega 
                            Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.." 
                             
                             
                            Kato gholo aur lagao.... 
                            Kato gholo aur lagao.... 
                            Waah...Waah... 
                            Kato gholo aur lagao.... 
                            Kato gholo aur lagao.... 
                            Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...." 
                             
                             
                            Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi.... 
                            Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi.... 
                            Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!! 
                             
                             
                            chamche pe chamcha 
                            spoon pe spoon 
                            wah wah 
                            chamche pe chamcha 
                            spoon pe spoon 
                            abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai 
                            khoon pe khoon 
                             
                             
                            paani se khelo,aag se na khelo..... 
                            paani se khelo,aag se na khelo..... 
                            Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!! 
                             
                             
                            Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.... 
                            Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai...... 
                            Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!! 
                             
                             
                            Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai... 
                            wah wah .. 
                            Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai... 
                            wah wah .. 
                            Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai 
                             
                             
                            Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga 
                            WAH WAH .. 
                            Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga 
                            WAH WAH .. 
                            ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga 
                             
                             
                            Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,, 
                            WAH WAH .. 
                            Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,, 
                            WAH WAH .. 
                            Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega 
                             
                             
                            Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai 
                            Wah wah 
                            Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai 
                            Wah wah 
                            ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai. 
                             
                             
                            Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai 
                            Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai 
                            Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai J 
                             
                             
                            Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai 
                            Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai 
                            Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai 
                             
                             
                            Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge, 
                            Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge 
                            DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!! 
                             
                             
                            Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii 
                            Wah Wah 
                            Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii 
                            Wah Wah 
                            DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI... 
                             
                             
                            Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe. 
                            Wah wah 
                            Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe. 
                            Wah Wah 
                            Delhi Metro me jeb katro se Sawdhan rahe. 
                             
                             
                            Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge. 
                            Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge. 
                            Agala station rajiv chowk darwaaze baayi taraf khulenge.. 
                             
                             
                            5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do 
                            Wah Wah !! 
                            5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do 
                            -DAYA- DARWAZO TOD DO ;) 
                             
                             
                            Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo 
                            Wah wah !!! 
                            Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo 
                            DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO 
                             
                             
                            Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan 
                            Wah Wah 
                            Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan 
                            Wah Wah 
                            Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan. 
                             
                             
                            Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai 
                            Wah wah 
                            Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai 
                            Wah wah 
                            ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai 
                             
                             
                            Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai 
                            wah wah 
                            Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai 
                            wah wah 
                            ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!! 
                             
                             
                            Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi 
                            Waah waah 
                            Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi 
                            Waah waah 
                            ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi 
                             
                             
                            Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro 
                            Wah wah 
                            Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro 
                            Wah Wah 
                            Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!! 
                             
                             
                            Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro 
                            wah waha 
                            Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro 
                            wah waha 
                            Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!! 
                             
                             
                            Cricket ke saare balls catch hue 
                            wah wah 
                            Cricket ke saare balls catch hue 
                            wah wah 
                            Cricket ke saare balls catch hue 
                            Fredrick kya finger prints match hue??? 
                             
                             
                            Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash 
                            wah wah 
                            Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash 
                            wah wah 
                            oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!! 
                             
                             
                            Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash 
                            wah wah 
                            Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash 
                            wah wah 
                            Daya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!! 
                             
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